i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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