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I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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