Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
