And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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