He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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