I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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