Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Panties = found
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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