due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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