Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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