hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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