Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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