I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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