dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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