hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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