I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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