That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
