Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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