i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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