The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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