we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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