office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
stop calling my apartment porn island.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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