Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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