how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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