That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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