Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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