Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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