white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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