I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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