Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Non-Jews are for practice
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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