Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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