I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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