I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
