You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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