I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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