Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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