That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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