oh god the rape fog is back!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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