But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We have started to decorate penises.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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