Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
either way he was missing a nipple.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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