i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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