I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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