Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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