At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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