The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i dont even know how to be here
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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