I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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