no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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