I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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