Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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