hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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