so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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