Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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