Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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