Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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