My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
did you just send me my own nude
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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