The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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